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• We passed them! Stop this thing!
• I'm from Downers Grove, Illinois. We had a blackout there the other day, but fortunately the police made him get back into his car before he got too far.
  -- Emo Phillip...
• Almost had a psychic boyfriend-he left me before we met.
• Almost had a psychic girlfriend-she left me before we met.
• Grampa: For the love of god, help me! I've been here for four days and that turtle's got all of my teeth!
  [looking down] There he is! [the turtle walks away, holding the oversized denture] Grampa...
• Burns: Just sign here, and your son will stand to inherit my entire estate.
  Homer: Woo hoo! We're rich! Bart, get over to the mansion and open up all the windows....
• How long will it be before we all "just get in the way?
• We get into the habit of living before acquiring the habit of thinking... -- Albert Camu
• We have to get the status quo back to what it was before.