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Almost Had A Psychic Boyfriend-he Left Me Before We Met.
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Almost had a psychic boyfriend-he left me before we met.
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Almost had a psychic girlfriend-she left me before we met.
I know my boyfriend had sex before we met, but he didn't enjoy it!
I used to have a psychic girlfriend but she dumped me before we met.
We have met the enemy, and he's all yours!
We have met the enemy - and he tasted GREAT!
We have met the enemy and he is us. KELLY
I had a boyfriend like that once...
Is this all that's left of my life before me?
Had he and I but met By some old ancient inn, But ranged as infantry, We should have sat us down to wet And staring face to face, Right many a nipperkin!
I shot at him as he at me, And killed him in his place....
