We'd Like To Make A Deal With The Computer. We Promise Not To Fold, Spindle Or Mutilate If It Will Stop Asking Us To Sign Our Name Over Those Little Holes In The Space Marked For Signature.

We'd Like To Make A Deal With The Computer. We Promise Not To Fold, Spindle Or Mutilate If It Will Stop Asking Us To Sign Our Name Over Those Little Holes In The Space Marked For Signature.

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We'd like to make a deal with the computer. We promise not to fold,
spindle or mutilate if it will stop asking us to sign our name over
those little holes in the space marked for signature.

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