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• Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate.
• FSM: Fold, Spindle and Mutilate
• Spindle, Fold & Mutilate - See if I care...
• We'd like to make a deal with the computer. We promise not to fold, spindle or mutilate if it will stop asking us to sign our name over those little holes in the space marked for signature.
• SCB: Spindle Card and Belch
• SSP: Seek SPindle
• Please! Do not break character!
• Bart: My God: the Mad Magazine Special Edition! They only put out seventeen of these a year!
  [grabs it] Milhouse: Boy, they're really socking it to that Spiro Agnew guy....
• Lightning & elephants do as they damn please!