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FSM: Fold, Spindle and Mutilate
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Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate.
Spindle, Fold & Mutilate - See if I care...
We'd like to make a deal with the computer. We promise not to fold, spindle or mutilate if it will stop asking us to sign our name over those little holes in the space marked for signature.
Please do Not: Fold, Spindle, or Cogitate
SCB: Spindle Card and Belch
SSP: Seek SPindle
Kill Kill, Hate Hate, Murder, Maim, and Mutilate!
It's extremely hard to fold a Buffalo.
