If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night.

If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they
go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the
next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record.
-- Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

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