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• I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. -- Will Roge
• I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. ROGERS
• Lisa: It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans, Dad.
  We watch an appalling amount of TV. Homer: Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television....
• Uh, Count, far be it from me to query this lady's competence as a doctor, but where I come from, you don't cut off a patient's head if you wish to cure their ankle.
  -- Romana, Androids of Tara...
• I bet you have never seen a plumber bite his nails.
• I thought you said that your dog does not bite! -- It's not my dog.
• And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
• I 'll warrant him heart-whole. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act iv, Sc.
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• A bite? Where would you like a bite?