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• Coolidge is dead How could they tell? -- Dorothy Parke
• I spent hours coming up with this tagline. Could you tell?
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Washington: I cannot tell a lie--shit happened.
• If you can't tell the difference, there is no difference.
• I always tell the truth. Even if I have to lie to do it.
• CONSULTANT: Someone who'd rather climb a tree and tell a lie than stand on the ground and tell the truth.
• Any woman that you become extremely attracted to will tell you that you are the best friend that a woman could ever have.
• How could you tell?
  -- Dorothy Parker (1893-1967), on being told -- of the death of President Coolidge...
• In what other business could a guy tell a girl to get undressed--and send the bill to her husband?
  -- Jackie Maso...