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• TRAM Large green thing which rumbles down city streets, carrying people to where they want to go.
  Generally follows a predetermined path, but in no way subscribes to outlandish concepts such as "timetables"....
• WHARF One of those places where noisy men hang around chewing tobacco and swearing and going on strike a lot.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• BIBLE A bible is a book which one or more religions consider to be holy, and to be something that they should follow.
  It is of course generally rather impractical to follow books, not just because they don't often go anywhere, but also because they are not very good at public speaking, decision making, problem solving, or any of the other qualities recognised as being an advantage for leadership....
• ROLLERBLADING By far the most fashionable way to injure yourself at the moment.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• MANIAC There are many people in our everyday society who
  had they been born a few hundred years ago in an area with a feudal system of administration, would have fulfilled their inner wishes to be Genghis Kahn....
• TRUMPET Musical instrument which is much harder to play than it looks.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• TUSSOCK Word only used in novels about farms in out of the way places.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• ZEBRA A horse with stripes added. Now available in five different colours, and with optional spots.
  Zebras are now almost extinct, most of their number having been skinned to make pedestrian crossings....