Related:

• BYE Oh, seeya. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• DULL Yes it is, isn't it. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• MAN o /|\ / \ -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• TARTAN Checked pattern that is far too loud, but permitted to be so because it's Scottish tradition.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• FRICK, MR The most unfortunate name for a school teacher in the universe.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• TUSSOCK Word only used in novels about farms in out of the way places.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• ZANTHOXYLUM Same as Xanthoxylum. The word most often saved for a triple word score in Scrabble.
  (C'mon guys, couldn't you find a sensible way of spelling it?...
• INCOMPETENCE A politer word for stupidity. If you are accused of incompetence, just remember, it is far better to be incompetent than incontinent (see below).
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• HAREOKE Japanese tradition. The practice of singing a song very badly in front of lots of people, then killing yourself out of embarrassment.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...