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• When you're bored with yourself, marry, and be bored with someone else. PRYCE-JONES
• When you're bored with yourself, marry, and be bored with someone else. -- David Pryce-Jone
• Then there was the one about the whimsical masturbator who had an offbeat sense of humor.
• Chairman of the Bored.
• When I get bored I go to a Seven-Eleven and ask for a two-by-four and a box of three-by-fives.
  -- Rod Schmid...
• SEVEN YEAR ITCH -- when all you're getting out of marriage is bed and bored.
• How is it possible to expect that mankind will take advice, when they will not so much as take warning?
  -- Jonathan Swif...
• Warning: Due to the robot shortage, some of our bartenders are human and will react unpredictably when insulted.
• When you're away, I'm restless, lonely, Wretched, bored, dejected
  only Here's the rub, my darling dear I feel the same when you are near....