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• The way my jeweler explained it, it's like insurance.
  Six months' pay isn't much to keep my wife from sleeping around....
• May you always have more than your enemies: a seven-year itch lasting fourteen years, a twenty-four-hour catarrh lasting six weeks, a bigger hernia, a fatter goiter.
• Anxiety is nature's way of getting you out of bed on time.
• The seven year itch comes from fooling around during the fourth, fifth, and sixth years.
• Lisa: Hi, Alison, I'm Lisa Simpson. Oh, it's great to finally meet someone who converses above the normal eight-year-old level.
  Alison: Actually, I'm seven. I was just skipped ahead because I was getting bored with the first grade....
• Bart: I'm outta here! Lisa: Me too. [they both leave] Home
  Well, now that the little ones have toddled off to bed -- Marge...
• You know you have a small apartment when... you can have breakfast in bed without getting up to fix it.
  -- S. Rickly Christia...
• When I get bored I go to a Seven-Eleven and ask for a two-by-four and a box of three-by-fives.
  -- Rod Schmid...
• All men should freely use those seven words which have the power to make any marriage run smoothly
  You know dear, you may be right....