URCHIN
Descriptive of a mischievous child, especially a boy, who has not
destroyed any of your property. An urchin who *has* destroyed some
of your property is more properly known as a "little bastard that
I'm gonna lynch if I get my hands on him..."
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
Descriptive of a mischievous child, especially a boy, who has not
destroyed any of your property. An urchin who *has* destroyed some
of your property is more properly known as a "little bastard that
I'm gonna lynch if I get my hands on him..."
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
Related:
- ZIGZAG
Descriptive of a straight line as drawn by someone who is either
extremely intoxicated,
has absolutely no coordination, is racked by indecision... - Woman: Your son was trespassing on my property and destroyed a very
valuable stone gargoyle,
and -- Are you wearing a grocery bag? Homer: I have... - RETURN
An experience of sheer terror. Here's some advice for when you want
to return goods to their place of purchase.
Find the receipt. Okay, so you only bought your product... - Homer: Just a minute! [sounds of grunting and paper tearing] Hello?
Belle: Your son was trespassing on my property and... - I have certainly known more men destroyed by the desire to have a wife and
child and to keep them in comfort than I have seen destroyed by drink and
harlots.
William Butler Yeats (1865-1939)... - I-SPY
Simple spelling game which can get a little boring if played
consistently for more than four hours at a time.
So boring, in fact, that you may feel the necessity... - GERM
Another of those tiny tiny organisms that you can't see,
and often wonder if they haven't just been made up... - NEEDLE
An object of evil. It was devised by the evil Count Pierre
deNeedle,
one of those French bastards who wore a top hat and... - I asked my local vicar about The Church
And he offered to take me to Jesus
I also asked him about Faith No More
And he still offered to take me to Jesus
-
Daniel Bowen's TOXIC...
