Two sages were standing on a bridge over a stream.
One said to the other, "I wish I were a fish. They are
so happy."
The other replied, "How do you know whether fish are happy
or not? You're not a fish."
The first said, "But you're not me, so how do you know whether
or not I know how fish feel?"
One said to the other, "I wish I were a fish. They are
so happy."
The other replied, "How do you know whether fish are happy
or not? You're not a fish."
The first said, "But you're not me, so how do you know whether
or not I know how fish feel?"
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