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• One monk said to the other, "The fish has flopped out of the net!
  How will it live?" The other said, "When you have gotten out of the net, I'll tell you....
• Two monks went fishing in an electron river. The first monk drew out his network, and out flopped a hacker.
  The second monk cried, "The poor hacker! How can it live outside of the network?...
• Two sages were standing on a bridge over a stream. One said to the other, "I wish I were a fish.
  They are so happy." The other replied, "How do you know whether fish are happy or not?...
• I live just off Ventura Boulevard, where all the weirdos hang ou
  and I was on a corner the other day when a wild-looking sort of gypsy-looking lady with a dark veil over her face grabbed me right on Ventura Boulevard and said, "Karen Haber!...
• The other day a woman came up to me and said, "Didn't I see you on television?
  I said, "I don't know. You can't see out the other way." -- Emo Phillip...
• Some professors asked a monk to lecture to them on spiritual matters.
  The monk ascended a podium, struck it once with his stick, and descended....
• I said to my old husband, "I'm gonna take you out into the country for a picnic.
  Do you like the country?" He said, "Sure I do. When I was a little boy, I used to live in the country....
• I was in bed one night when my boyfriend Ernie said, "How come you never tell me when you're having an orgasm?
  I said to him, "Ernie, you're never around." -- Bette Midle...