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• Two peanuts were walking through the New York. One was assaulted.
• In Greene, New York, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks when a concert is on.
• A farmer had a son who went to New York and became a bootblack.
  Now the farmer makes hay while the son shines....
• I went to a convent in New York and was fired finally for my insistence that the Immaculate Conception was spontaneous combustion.
  -- Dorothy Parke...
• If you are one in a million, there are 8 of you in New York City.
• New York: where everyone mutinies but no one deserts. -- Harry Hershfield
• There are two million interesting people in New York and only seventy-eight in Los Angeles.
  -- Neil Simo...