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• Watch me as I swing my hips... around.
• My trip? It was vile. Balaclava I loathed. Etna was crawling with lava.
  The ship was all white But it creaked in the night, And the band, they did not know la java....
• I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss my cat.
• O Heaven! he cried, my bleeding country save!
  -- Thomas Campbell (1777-1844) -- Pleasures of Hope, Part i, Line 359...
• My mama done tol' me...
• I'd love to, but... I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.
  -- 49 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'm so conservative I even press my socks...
• I wired my dryer backwards, now it spits out extra socks.