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• Still crazy after all these years.
• TUMOR: Number of beers yew can drink after last call.
• Two beers or not two beers, that is a pripps.
• Do not compute the totality of your poultry population until all the manifestations of incubation have been entirely completed.
  -- William Jennings Brya...
• You can put all your old Beers in one room, and they won't fight.
• All innovation is accomplished by lazy people who were tired of doing things the hard way.
• Borg-weiser, the Assimilator of Beers.
• Larry: Ah, relax. I don't wanna work. I'm so lazy, I took lessons on a player piano.
  Homer: Wow, that's really lazy. Larry: Lazy? You're not kiddin'....
• Dream after dream ensures, and still they dream that they shall still succeed, and still are disappointed.
  -- William Cowpe...