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• Want some pretzels?" "No thanks, we're on duty. A couple beers would be nice, though.
  -- The Simpso...
• Eddie: Did you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
  Moe: No! [buzz] All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him....
• Eddie: Looks like there's beer coming out of the chimney!
  Wiggum: [gets out of the car] I am proceeding on foot....
• Moe: How many people want Homer banned from this place for life?
  Everyone: Yeah! Homer: Aw, come on, everybody. This bar is like a tavern to me....
• Homer: [presenting TV] Would you pay $150 for this &l
  lovely> Motorola? Clerk: Is it cable-ready? Home...
• Krusty: [looking over] Hey, nice quote uniforms, endquote.
  Kent: [pretending] This just in, a new addition to our worst-dressed li...
• Homer: All right, Marge, I'll get you your nanny. And to pay for it, I'll give up the Civil War re-creation society I love so much.
  [at Moe's, everyone, including Moe, is dressed like 1800s military generals] Moe...
• Monroe: Hello, I'm Doctor Marvin Monroe, no doubt you recognize me from TV.
  Lisa: We would if we had one. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Moe: If you like good food, good fun, and a whole lot of.
  ..crazy crap on the walls, then come on down to Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag....