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Try To Never Run Out Of Altitude, Airspeed, And Luck All At The Same Time!
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Try to never run out of altitude, airspeed, and luck all at the same time!
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Take heart, programs never run the first time (and complex programs never run at all).
All computers run at the same speed... with the power off.
Never try to out-stubborn a cat. -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love
When you run out of time you run out of everything.
Never try to out-stubborn THREE pampered Pomeranians!
SOL: Shit Out of Luck
Did you hear about the guy who shot his wad in Las Vegas but didn't have time to stay around and try his luck in the casinos.
Flying saucers, time machines, they're all the same.
Bad luck is being run over by the welcome wagon.
