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• You forgot to read your fortune cookie... It says..
  . you're shit out of luck. -- Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry in THE DEAD POOL...
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Musician: This shit is out of tune.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Mafia boss: Rub the shit out.
• SOL: Shift On Low
• You can say you're (excrement) out of luck!
• Shit Happens' according to... Economist: I hope no one figures out that I don't really understand this shit.
• Shit Happens' according to... Lawyer: For a sufficient fee, I can get you out of ANY shit.
• Shit Happens' according to... Thoreau: I wanted to live deliberately .
  .. to suck all the shit out of life....
• Try to never run out of altitude, airspeed, and luck all at the same time!