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• May all your programs work the first time.
• Try to never run out of altitude, airspeed, and luck all at the same time!
• Real programmers never deliver programs on Wednesdays.
  Real programmers never deliver programs on the first day of any month....
• Real Programmers' programs never work right the first time, But if you throw them on the machine, they can be patched into working in "only a few" 30-hour debugging sessions.
• You are old, said the youth, and your programs don't run, And there isn't one language you like
  Yet of useful suggestions for help you have none -- Have you thought about taking a hike?...
• You are old," said the youth, "and your programs don't run, And there isn't one language you like
  Yet of useful suggestions for help you have none -- Have you thought about taking a hike?...
• TRAM Large green thing which rumbles down city streets, carrying people to where they want to go.
  Generally follows a predetermined path, but in no way subscribes to outlandish concepts such as "timetables"....
• No program works the first time you run it.