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• As soon as you cannot keep anything from a woman, you love her. -- Paul Geraldy
• Always treat your kite - like you treat your woman.
  Sir, do you mean take her home at the weekend to meet your mother?...
• Riker: "She's not much to look at." Scott: "Laddie, every woman has her own charm.
  You just have to know where to look for her." -- "Relics", Stardate 46125.3...
• May your mother-in-law treat you like her own child and move in with you.
• Honk if you haven't slept with Commander Riker.
• The real problem with fucking a sheep is that you have to walk around in front every time you want to kiss her.
• You will soon have an unfortunate confrontation with the Administrators of Justice.
• When the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to treat everything as if it were a nail.
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