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• Cops do it with electric rods.
• Solving The Virus Problem Once And For All System administrators across the globe have tried installing anti-virus software.
  They've tried lecturing employees not to open unsolicited email attachments....
• Shock comes bringing danger. A hundred thousand times You lose your treasures And must climb the nine hills.
  Do not go in pursuit of them. After seven days you will get them back....
• Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? Ask Data.
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• Crosscountry runners do it in open fields.
• I wish everybody would have to have an electric thing implanted in our heads that gave us a shock whenever we did something to disobey the president.
  Then somehow I get myself elected president. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• It's all that the young can do for the old, to shock them and keep them up to date.
  George Bernard Shaw...