Related:

• You know you're having a bad dream when Freddy wears a Swiss Army glove.
• Life does not begin at the moment of conception or the moment of birth.
  It begins when the kids leave home and the dog dies....
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you're awakened by your SO and all you can think of
  in that muddied half- conscious state before becoming fully awake, is something having to do with male and female serial connectors and how the baud rates have to be synchronized....
• We want far better reasons for having children than not knowing how to prevent them.
  -- Dora Russell...
• When you have intercourse with another student in the class, you not only distract them, you distract me.
  -- John Dann, Systems Software lecture...
• Hypocrisy is the vaseline of social intercourse.
• IBM: Intercourse Beats Masturbatio
• ADOLESCENT INTERCOURSE -- teenster's union.