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To Prevent Conception When Having Intercourse, The Male Wears A Condominium.
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To prevent conception when having intercourse, the male wears a condominium.
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You know you're having a bad dream when Freddy wears a Swiss Army glove.
Life does not begin at the moment of conception or the moment of birth.
It begins when the kids leave home and the dog dies....
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you're awakened by your SO and all you can think of
in that muddied half- conscious state before becoming fully awake, is something having to do with male and female serial connectors and how the baud rates have to be synchronized....
We want far better reasons for having children than not knowing how to prevent them.
-- Dora Russell...
When you have intercourse with another student in the class, you not only distract them, you distract me.
-- John Dann, Systems Software lecture...
Hypocrisy is the vaseline of social intercourse.
IBM: Intercourse Beats Masturbatio
ADOLESCENT INTERCOURSE -- teenster's union.