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• The fundamental defect of fathers is that they want their children to be a credit to them.
  RUSSELL...
• It is better to prevent crimes than to punish them. -- Cesare Bonesana di Beccaria
• A cucumber won't ask, How was it? -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cucumber.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• It is far better to be deceived than to be undeceived by those we love.
• A cucumber won't say "Let's keep trying until we have a boy.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.