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• Sorry to hear about your Rectocranial Inversion.
• Barbara: I really feel awful about your lawn, Marge.
  George can be so stubborn when he thinks he's right....
• Bart: [sarcastically] Enjoy your bath? Lisa: No, not really.
  Bart: Oh, too bad. Well I've certainly had fun vacuuming....
• If anything I have said offends you, well that's just too bad. :)
• You don't hear things that are bad about your company unless you ask.
  It is easy to hear good tidings, but you have to scratch to get the bad news....
• Get on your bad motor scooter and ride.
• Child: Unky Moe? Moe: [trying hard for control] Whaaat.
  ..is it, sweetheart? Child: My sodie is too cold. My teef hurt!...
• Looking for a little excitement? Well, you can get a really big charge out of using your credit card just a time or two too often.
• Hmmm... equality is bad for the country? Well, at least we know where you stand now.
  I also remember a lot of your ilk saying things about how the ERA was going to require unisex bathrooms....