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• Trade in your Harley-Davidson for a motor scooter. That way you won't have to make a choice about whether you get to change gears, or use the brakes.
  -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
• Get your motor runnin'. Head out on the highway.
• In Corning, Iowa, it's a misdemeanor for a man to ask his wife to ride in any motor vehicle.
• Get down off your high horse. It's dangerous to ride an animal who's been ingesting controlled substances.
• When the rowing gets rough start up your outboard motor.
• You can ride your Bicycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
  You will. -- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a woman number 18...
• Too bad about your Rectocranial Inversion. Get well soo