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• The more time you spend talking about what you have been doing, the less time you have to spend doing what you have been talking about.
  Eventually, you spend more and more time talking about less and less until finally you spend all your time talking about nothing....
• Programming for money sucks... you have to deal with PHBs, 16 hour days, and spending the night in your cubicle half of the time to avoid the Commute From Hell.
  .. I minored in Journalism, so I tried to switch into a job as an IT pundit....
• You know you've been spending too much time on the computer when your friend misdates a check, and you suggest adding a "++" to fix it.
• Cocaine is God's way of telling you that you have too much money to spend.
  You are not using it for the benefit of others, so you will pay for your selfishness....
• The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less time you have to do anything.
  Stability is achieved when you spend all your time reporting on the nothing you are doing....
• Cohn's Law: The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less time you have to do anything.
  Stability is achieved when you spend all your time reporting on the nothing you are doing....