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• Socialism is that system which allows that everyone gets a headache trying to live with this system.
  The real genius of socialism is that, once everyone has a headache, the aspirins are provided, free....
• Some people could give a headache to an asperin.
• I have a headache today, leave me alone.
• You are so aggravating you could give an aspirin a headache.
• Give a man a computer program and you give him a headache, but teach him to program computers and you give him the power to create headaches for others for the rest of his life.
  .. -- R. B. Fore...
• Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
• Give me levity or give me death.
• Give me librium or give me meth.