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• Aspirins give me a headache.
• If we in business cannot put the brakes on this creeping socialism, the free enterprise system will become a thing of the past.
  -- Barton A, Cumming...
• A beer never has a headache. -- Women vs. Bee
• The fear of capitalism has compelled socialism to widen freedom, and the fear of socialism has compelled capitalism to increase equality.
  -- Will and Ariel Dura...
• SVR4: the first system so open that everyone dumps their garbage there. -- Henry Spence
• Just trying to figure out which pain reliever is best is more than enough to give all of us a headache.
  Watching some of the claims on television gives us pains that no pill can remove....
• Alimony is a splitting headache.
• And then Adam said, "What's a headache?
• Not now, I have a headache!