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• Let Us Remove Your Shorts". -- Seen on the side of an electrician's truck
• Satisfaction guaranteed, or twice your load back. -- sign on septic tank truck
• Marge: That pizza delivery truck has been parked across the street for two weeks.
  [looking at a pizza delivery truck conspicuously equipped with a satellite dish] [inside the truck, loaded with electronic snooping equipment] Marge's voice...
• If it's not broke, let me take a crack at it.
• Hutz: Good news, Bart: the Krusty O Cereal Corp. has settled your case for $
  100,000, less, of course, my legal fees. Bart: [suspicious] What kind of legal fees?...
• A flush is better than a full house. -- Sign Seen On Plumbers Truck
• Eternity lies ahead of us, and behind. Have you drunk your fill?
  -- Lady Deirdre Skye, "Conversations with Planet", Epilogue...
• Can you fill us in more on this, Lt. Data?
• You may be redneck... if the color of your truck is Bondo.