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  -- Josh Billings (pseudonym of Henry Wheeler Shaw (1818-1885))...
• Metaphysics is the science of proving what we don't understand.
  -- Josh Billings (Henry Wheeler Shaw)...
• Remember the poor - it costs nothing. -- Josh Billing
• TODAY: A nice place to visit, but you can't stay here for long.
• The road to ruin is always in good repair, and the travellers pay the expense of it.
  -- Josh Billing...
• Don't despise your poor relations, they may become suddenly rich one day. -- Josh Billing
• A visit to a fresh place will bring strange work.