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• Reality is a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there.
• If I leave town, town leaves with me. -- Picard, "The Big Goodbye", stardate 41997.7
• Mr. LaForge, step on it. -- Picard, "The Big Goodbye", stardate 41997.7
• Picard: "Mister LaForge...schtep on it." -- "The Big Goodbye", Stardate unknow
• You spell 'knife' with a 'k'. I spell 'knife' with an 'n', but then I never could spell.
  -- Troi and Picard, "The Big Goodbye", stardate 41997.7...
• UNIX: It's a nice place to live, but you wouldn't want to visit there.
• Now I see why you want to handle all the away teams, Number One.
  That's where all the excitement is. -- Picard to Riker, "Contagion", stardate 42609.1...
• I don't know much about panda bears, Number One. -- Picard
• Number One, I have the distinct impression we are being toyed with.
  -- Picard, "The Survivors", stardate 43152.4...