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• He that pays for work before it's done, has but a pennyworth for two pence. -- Ben Frankli
• A new supply of round tuits has arrived and are available from Mary.
  Anyone who has been putting off work until they got a round tuit now has no excuse for further procrastination....
• Martin: Behold, the power plant of the future, today!
  Burns: Yuchh. Too cold and sterile. Where's the heart?...
• Worry takes as much time as work and pays less.
• Think! It may hurt, but it pays off over time.