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• An old timer is one who remembers the time when street people were city sanitation workers.
• Marge: All right, family time begins now. [turns a kitchen timer to 0
  60] [Bart yawns; Homer yawns] [Homer grabs the timer and starts turning it the other way] Marge...
• A Old Timer remembers when: a baby was an addition and not a deduction.
• A Old Timer remembers when: baby sitters were called mothers.
• I can't cook. I use a smoke alarm as a timer. -- Carol Siskind
• OLD TIMER: One who remembers when charity was a virtue and not an organization.
• Old timer, n: One who remembers when charity was a virtue and not an organization.
• You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech.
  -- Franklin P. Jone...
• ITS /I-T-S/ n. 1. Incompatible Time-sharing System, an influential though highly idiosyncratic operating system written for PDP-6s and PDP-10s at MIT and long used at the MIT AI Lab.
  Much AI-hacker jargon derives from ITS folklore, and to have been `an ITS hacker' qualifies one instantly as an old-timer of the most venerable sort....