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• Marge: OK, TV off. It's family time. Homer: Oh, but Marge!
  Knightboat, the _crime-solving_ boat. Marge: Homer, you promised....
• looking at the photo album] Marge: Here's Bart sleeping.
  Here he is dozing...here he is after a visit from the sandman....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: So, Dad, were you excited that Mom was pregnant?
  Homer: Actually, your mother hadn't told me. At that time I had no idea Maggie even existed....
• Homer: [yawns] Oh, it's great to be indoors with my family.
  Lisa: I'm really glad you're back, Dad. I knew you could do it....
• Lisa: Why don't we all look at the photo album? Home
  [as Marge opens it] So many memories. Aw, look -- Knightboat....
• Homer: [yawns] Marge, I'm bored. Marge: Why don't you read something?
  Homer: Because I'm trying to _reduce_ my boredom. Marge...
• Bart: Ma, could you get me some milk? Marge: [feeding Maggie] Can't you get it yourself?
  Bart: No, that's okay. I'll just go without liquid....
• Homer: Oh, you're pregnant! We're going to have to have a baby.
  All our financial plans are ruined. We're doomed....