Dr. Fritzkee's Lucky Astrology Diet The Problem With The Diets Of Today Is That Most Women Who Do Achieve That Magic Weight, Seventy-six Pounds, Are Still Fat.

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Dr. Fritzkee's Lucky Astrology Diet

The problem with the diets of today is that most women who do achieve
that magic weight, seventy-six pounds, are still fat. Dr. Fritzkee's
Lucky Astrology Diet is a sure-fire method of reducing with the added
luxury that you never feel hungry.

Here's how the diet works:

FOODS ALLOWED
First Month: One egg
Second Month: A raisin
Third Month: Pumpkin pie with whipped cream and chocolate sauce.

If after the third month you haven't gotten to your dream weight, try
lopping off parts of your body until those scales tip just right for you.

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