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• We are just tenants on this world. We have just been given a new lease, and a warning from the landlord.
  -- Arthur C. Clarke -- 2010...
• Mr. Rivera was the landlord in the apartment building I grew up in.
  He was the kind of landlord who never wanted to fix anything in the apartment....
• Condom - an apartment complex.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising
  which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time....
• Ross Perot - still trying to figure out who "they" are.
• Bart: It's hard to see what's going on; I can only make out the fat soldiers.
  Skinner: All right, children, switch. [one of the soldiers spots the children] Man 4...
• Is it morally wrong to allow hockey players to keep their teeth?
• I turn on my television set. I see a young lady who goes under the guise of being a Christia
  known all over the nation, dressed in skin-tight leather pants, shaking and wiggling her hips to the beat and rythm of the music as the strobe lights beat their patterns across the stage and the band plays the contemporary rock sound which cannot be differentiated from songs by the Grateful Dead, the Beatles, or anyone else....
• The following appeared in a letter from the manager of a rock band named Double Rice.
  "One year ago, tickets for Double Rice's concerts in stadiums around the country took, on average, at least 24 hours to sell out, if they sold out at all....