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• Did you hear about the little boy that found a fifty cent piece, so he went home for some money.
• Program to load Windows: "Here piggy-piggy-piggy-piggy!
• mashes open Bart's piggy bank with a hammer] Oh no!
  What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what?...
• HIIIIIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAA! -- Miss Piggy
• Miss Piggy does it with Kermit.
• And the bed smelled like a fish market. "The catch of the day," he cried.
• Two little mice went swimming. And one of the mice started to drown.
  The other mouse dragged him out and tried to save him....
• Fortune is like the market, where, many times, if you can stay a little, the price will fall.
  -- Francis Baco...
• I went to the doctor for a check-up. It was ok, he was there.