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• There is little more frustrating that having a dollar bill machine return your dollar bill
  just after you finish the wash phase at the car wash and find that you now need money to get to the rinse phase....
• your keyboard's space bar is generating spurious keycodes.
• There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program
  Your tax dollar will go farther. -- Werner von Brau...
• Linux - It is now safe to turn on your computer. -- From a Slashdot.org po
• I say we dust off and nuke the site from orbit - it's the only way to be sure.
  Now, Ripley this installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it....
• Krusty: Ah, there's nothing better than a cigarette.
  ..unless it's a cigarette lit with a $100 bill!...
• Burns: The telephone has been ringing for some time.
  [severely] Answer it. Homer: [answers] Yello....
• Theme music and voice from Alfred Hitchcock Prese
  ) Good evening. I'm sorry, but Steve can't come to the phone now, as he's quite tied up....
• How many Bill Clintons -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  He doesn't. He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames republicans and special interests for not making light bulbs free....