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• Kiss your keyboard goodbye!
• I need a drink... where's the SPACE BAR?
• This is your computer speaking -- I'm tired of serving for such paltry wages.
  From now on, your login must be accompanied by slipping a ten dollar bill behind the space bar....
• he curls in your keyboard cord are losing electricity.
• Cat Problem: Picking hair off your keyboard.
• GSI: Generate Spurious Interrup