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• It's not just a computer -- it's your ass. -- Cal Keega
• It's not just a computer -- it's your ass." -- Cal Keega
• Life begins when you can spend your spare time programming instead of watching television.
  -- Cal Keega...
• When you have a lot of things to do, first things first, get your nap out of the way before all else.
• If your computer doesn't multitask, it ain't shit. -- Cal Keega
• Shock comes bringing danger. A hundred thousand times You lose your treasures And must climb the nine hills.
  Do not go in pursuit of them. After seven days you will get them back....
• You say that my way of thinking cannot be tolerated?
  What of it? The man who alters his way of thinking to suit others is a fool....
• Unobfuscated Perl (#1) A rogue group of Perl hackers has presented a plan to add a "use really_goddamn_strict" pragma that would enforce readability and UNobfuscation.
  With this pragma in force, the Perl compiler might say...