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• Asking a writer 'where do you get your ideas' is like asking a butcher 'exactly what DO you put in this sausage'?
  -- Roy Blount, Jr....
• You defend other people's ideas at the expense of your own.
• People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.
• Bob: [reading from the bomb casing] "Best before November 1959.
  Dammit, Bob. There were plenty of brand new bombs, but you had to go for that retro 50s charm....
• Ask not what your government can do for you, ask what it is doing to you. -- Jerome Kingsbury