They Say Act Your Age, And When You Do They Get Mad
They say act your age, and when you do they get mad
You know what they say - don't get mad, get angry...
Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.
It is a sorry time in life when nobody asks you to "act your age," any longer, for fear you will!
Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents -- What Exactly is marriage?
? -- Eric, AGE 6...
Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
Worry no more... Do as I say, not as I do. Do me a favour and don't tell me about it....
You may be certain that age is galloping upon you when, after a feminine voice over the telephone says, "Do you know who this is?
you say, "No," and hang up the receiver. -- Franklin P. Adam...
When you get to be the age of George Burns, it is unwise to buy green bananas!
Youthful figure: What you get when asking a lady's age.
What do you get if you play New Age music backwards? New Age music