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• Instead of trying to build newer and bigger weapons of destruction, mankind should be thinking about getting more use out of the weapons we already have.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• The know the divorce rate is getting out of hand when the best man at the wedding stands up not for a toast, but to start a pool!
• Nine out of ten people think they are above average. The rest are in therapy.
• We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
• In the process of getting our rightful place, we must not be guilty of wrongful deeds.
  Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred....
• Lisa: Anyway, Mom, maybe you should go into therapy.
  Marge: No, I don't need therapy, I'm fine. And it's too expensive....
• Now that the government is going to balance the budget, it is up to the rest of us to budget the balance.
  Some folks think we are getting too much government these days....
• Maybe we should think of this as one perfect week..
  . where we found each other, and loved each other.....
• Usually, when we seek advice, what we are really searching for is a nice accomplice.
  Everyone sets out to do something, and everyone does something, but not everyone does what they set out to do....