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• Everybody sets out to do something, and everybody does something, but no one does what he sets out to do.
  -- Moore's Consta...
• Moore's Constant: Everybody sets out to do something, and everybody does something, but no one does what he sets out to do.
• Everbody sets out to do something, and everybody does something, but no one does what he sets out to do.
  -- George Moore...
• It is much harder to accomplish something when you set out to do it without any idea of what it is you want to do.
• Number One: Tonight we are here to commemorate our glorious society's 1500th anniversary, and in honor of this momentous occasion.
  ..we're havin' ribs. [everyone cheers as caterers roll carts out] Home...
• Jasper: Why bother voting? He's guilty. Flanders: Well, we might as well make it official.
  Homer: What does "sequestered" mean? Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together so they can't communicate with the outside world....
• Quimby: And this proposed expressway will bring increased commerce to our local merchants.
  [people gab amongst themselves] Abe: What's in it for us?...
• Troy: Dr. Linus Irving of the Sloan-Ketterling Memorial Institute writes, "How does Matt Groening find the time to write and draw an entire `Simpsons' episode every week?
  For the answer to this, we went straight to the source....
• IRS does it to everyone.