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• Just think how much worse life could be!
• Jealousy is all the fun you think they have.
• If you could have any amount of money... How much would you want?" "All of it." -- Cerebu
• Bachelor cooking is a matter of attitude. If you think of it as setting fire to things and making a mess, it's fun.
  It's not so much fun if you think of it as dinner ....
• Doctor: You need glasses. Patient: How did you know?
  Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked through the window....
• There's an inverse relationship between how good something is for you, and how much fun it is.
  -- Calvin and Hobbe...
• How long have you stopped beating your wife?