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• Everything is under construction. -- MA Driving #2
• Suicide Alley is the better of the roads. -- MA Driving #6
• Don't attempt to find order in road system. -- MA Driving #4
• If you get there, play your numbers. -- MA Driving #5
• Wear burn suit and helmet on Mass. Pike. -- MA Driving #3
• I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Still tired from the move.
  Day 2: Everyone talks to me like I'm an idiot....
• I support everyone's right to be an idiot. I may need it myself someday.
• Four out of five people think the fifth one is an idiot.
• I don't even listen to 2 Live Crew, being more of a John Denver kind of guy.
  -- Scott Dietzen ------------------------------ First off, I'm embarrassed to be Dietzen's friend because I don't like anyone who listens to John Denver....