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• Everything is under construction. -- MA Driving #2
• Think of everyone as a idiot. -- MA Driving #1
• Don't attempt to find order in road system. -- MA Driving #4
• If you get there, play your numbers. -- MA Driving #5
• Wear burn suit and helmet on Mass. Pike. -- MA Driving #3
• There is no refuge from confession but suicide; and suicide is confession.
  -- Daniel Webster (1782-1852) -- Argument on the Murder of Captain White, April 6, 1830, Vol....
• I suppose some of the variation between Boston drivers and the rest of the country is due to the progressive Massachusetts Driver Education Manual which I happen to have in my top desk drawer.
  Some of the Tips for Better Driving are worth considering, to wi...
• It's better to not be where the news is. -- General Rule #6
• I wanted to commit suicide with valium, but after three, I felt much better!